lilypadaldrin:

bumcrackmosh:

how i met your mother - bittersweet life

Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. 

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poisonparadise:

HIMYM | Season 3 DVD Extras

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“you stole me a blue french horn.”
“i made it rain.”
“cheering you up is my job.” 

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nowheregirlie:

#THE KIDS THO #WHEN I SAW THE BOY IN THE SUIT I SCREAMED #AND WHEN I SAW HOW PRETTY THE DAUGHTER WAS I SCREAMED#WHEN ROBIN CALLED BARNEY ‘YOUR FATHER’ I SCREAMED #WHEN ROBIN SAID ‘YOU’RE NOT REAL’ I SCREAMED #I SCREAMED A LOT 

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doctorr:

#NO YOU ARE NOT AND THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU #please don’t get married and have babies #please don’t get married and have babies #please #don’t

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NOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS!

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lilypadaldrin:

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